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DOGS OF WAR

DOGS OF WAR

Trained as a dog of war he had a taste for human flesh in a more savage way than we do. He was involved in some extremely unsavoury behaviour. Our deadly work is undertaken slowly and invisibly from the inside, Becerrillo and his friends were a vicious, obvious, and...
DOG RESERVOIRS

DOG RESERVOIRS

We call the dog our ‘reservoir’, a place to gather and socialise between humans and sand flies. We were rather worried about whether we would find onward travel options in a new continent, but we should not have been so troubled. The South American sand fly was a more...
OPPORTUNE MEETING WITH A PHYSICIAN

OPPORTUNE MEETING WITH A PHYSICIAN

During our time in Syria in the mid 18th century our skin-living cousins met with a physician named Alexander Russell, who called our effects the ‘Aleppo Boil’. We are of the opinion that encouraging this kind of publicity is dangerous, and can cause deleterious...

BRITISH HOSTS

Our next destination of choice was India, the warm climate is quite wonderful for vacations, and by far our favourite conditions. The unstoppable colonialism of the British, and their penchant for building canals, roads and railways was a real boon for our aspirations...

THE GOVERNMENT DISEASE

We have never enjoyed being associated with bureaucracy, but it is undeniable that British colonial systems enabled us to open up whole new regions for inhabitation. It was while we were in India that we stowed away on British Steamers traveling to Assam, where we...

MOBILITY LAID BARE

We have previously mentioned that we prefer to travel incognito, sadly after millenNia of tourism we were finally been subjected to scrutiny under Dr Leishman’s microscope. We were spotted taking in the sights in a sample of spleen. The bald, moustachioed Dr Leishman...