FOUND A GEM

For millions of years we enjoyed traveling incognito, known only through evidence made apparent in our hosts. We are somewhat at their mercy, and time and again we are left stranded by their incompetence. Imagine how we felt as the sand fly that was transporting us became carelessly stuck to some tree resin. All we could do was sit helplessly as we all became engulfed by that fragrant oozing yellow wave. Millennia later they have the effrontery to be the marvel of all inside their amber gemstone tombs, while we are sitting still, hidden inside and receiving none of the glory! You would think the sand fly would learn from their mistakes, but it happened in Burma, the Baltic, Jordan, Mexico, Peru and the Dominican Republic. If you are ever to travel to those regions, we bid you to beware!